Toner

Dear Crazy Coworker - The toner is kept in the same place it has been since you started working here...over 4 years now. You don't need to let me know the copier needs more toner. YOU replace it. You can't delegate things to me - shit only runs downhill. You may not want to admit it, but I am your superior, both in position and longevity. You may think nobody notices, but I know you look at silly animal videos all day when claiming to be "so busy". You can certainly pause the video and pop in the new toner. You can certainly do actual work for 5 minutes of the work day. Thanks, Your Annoyed Office Mate